You may have seen this before but I just received it today in an email from a friend, and I thought it was funny enough to share.
Since my dear hubby works in IT, I find this incredibly relevant. If you read my post about what changes when you get married you’ll know that “upgrading” a boyfriend to a husband does indeed present some interesting challenges.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
I’ve taken the liberty of linking many pieces of this email to older posts about hubby. At first glance, you may have thought that “Desperate” could be me. I can assure you it’s not BUT, it just goes to show that it could potentially be any of us.
And, like most other computer users out there.. after you realize that your operating system is just not working like it used to you have 2 choices: either throw the computer out the window or, start rebuilding your system to function the way you need it to….. much like way we need to treat many men!!
I hope you enjoyed!