Today is Halloween. For normal people, Halloween is a time to celebrate the Fall season with tricks & treats and ghosts and goblins.
For me however, it’s a day to test my ingenuity.
Let me explain.
Hubby has a sweet tooth. He has a weakness for certain candies & cookies. Anytime I bring something into the house that I know he likes, I have to either:
- Stash some away for me or….
- Buy multiple boxes to ensure that I get a taste.
I’m the kind of person that could make a box of cookies last weeks. I may eat 2 today, then none for 3 days, then maybe 2 more, then none for a week. The problem with this method of consumption is that by day number 5, when I go to the cabinet I cannot find the package of cookies…. because, while I’ve been savoring this snacking experience, Hubby has been devouring all the cookies.
Then the conversation goes something like this:
Me: “What happened to the cookies?”
Hubby: “I ate them”
Me: “But I didn’t get any at all…”
Hubby: “Well then, you should have eaten them quicker”
Me: “Quicker?? I bought them 3 days ago”
Me: “So, how could you eat them all in only 3 days.”
Hubby: “Well, I eat 3 at a time.”
Me: “But it was only 3 days ago”
Hubby: “Well, you took too long. You gotta be quicker”
Me: “Humpf …. Next time I’m hiding them”
There’s rarely a concept of sharing. Hubby is conducting his own Survival of The Fittest with the cookie reward going to the top of the food chain. If I can’t get my hand into a bag quick enough I may blink and all if it will be gone. I joked about Hubby “sharing” items by ensuring that there is always ONE left in the bag/jar/box. I think, on occasion, he feels sorry for the weaker person in the house (aka ME) and he leaves one sad, solitary item for me.
What he doesn’t realize is, I’ve developed my own way to counteract this behavior. I have started buying things that I know Hubby doesn’t really like. Things like cookies or candies with nuts or coconut. Miraculously, every time I go to get one, they are sitting right were I left them, waiting for me. A tiny battle that I’ve won!
So, back to Halloween….
Knowing Hubby’s proclivities, I waited until YESTERDAY to buy the candy (this way I know hubby couldn’t get into it and eat it all before the holiday) And, in addition to buying items hubby likes, the bowl is filled with Snickers, Peanut M&Ms and Almond Joys (this one is a good ol’ double whammy!)
My only other choice would be to hide some snacks in a place where I know hubby will never go… like say…… the laundry room! (Oh damn! I just gave away the hiding spot!)
Hey, I can be pretty creative if I need to be… (the linen closet is probably a good place too! sshhhhhhhhh.. don’t tell him!)
Where do you hide your snacks?!